- Amelia "Squibs" Hopkins: A copper! Look! Look at him, girls! All the way from the north of England! They don't make 'em dumb enough in London so they 'ave to import aliens to bully us poor girls what's tryin' to earn a living!
- Constable Charley Lee: I'll trouble thee for thy name and address.
- Amelia "Squibs" Hopkins: Not much. Any time you want me you'll find me in Piccadilly alongside young Eros.
- Constable Charley Lee: That's no address, c'mon now.
- Amelia "Squibs" Hopkins: Gertcha!
- Constable Charley Lee: Alright then. I'll 'ave to arrest thee.
- Sam Hopkins: She told me something yesterday which made me do a bit o' 'ard thinking.
- Alf: Oh? What's that?
- Sam Hopkins: She said that if things didn't improve I might 'ave to go to work.
- Alf: G'arn- you're jokin'!
- Sam Hopkins: No. I'm not. That's what she said. Me, 'er own flesh an' blood, what brought her into the world.
- Alf: Bah - she couldn't a' meant it.
- Sam Hopkins: Oh yes she did. You wouldn't believe it, would ya? I mean, it's against nature. Still, I s'pose that's what girls are coming to now.
- Alf: It's an 'orrible thought - I bet you went off the deep end.
- Sam Hopkins: No. I stood on my dignity. I said: 'Squibs, I'm not angry. I'm just 'urt!' That's the stuff to give 'em - the 'uman touch.