- Maxie: [Arriving at the scene of another murder] It's like an Easter egg hunt. You find one in every room.
- Tony Milburn: Who brought you?
- Vic Huling: I tell you, my mind's a perfect blank!
- Carlotta Milburn: She's practically normal...
- Coroner's Photographer: It would improve the composition if you were to move the head of the corpse just a little to the right.
- Phelps: I'm Phelps, the butler. My christian name is Clarence, but I'd prefer you not to mention it.
- Carlotta Milburn: Maybe she was sleepwalking too, darling?
- Tony Milburn: Don't be so female!
- Carlotta Milburn: That's a habit I've grown into.
- Truck Driver: [having narrowly avoided a collision with Tony] You crazy, pin-headed, nit-witted lounge-lizard - I hope you break your neck, you white-livered, big fat-headed dumb cluck!
- [sighs]
- Truck Driver: Now I feel better...