Paintball Massacre

What a terrible movie. No suspense, not anything. Even the "massacre" is lackluster. Stay away from this one.

It's a great title and premise, and this is what drew me to it and delivered most of the enjoyment. Plus it had a great tone and vibe which carries you through to the end.

It does have some flaws, though. The script only really starts the character development at the same time as when those characters try to work out in earnest who is actually attacking them - about halfway through the film - and therefore will be too late for some of the audience. So the first half just feels like a series of clunky, implausible, unnecessary jokes. Plus, there are some holes. When they find the initial massacre, they strangely underreact, even talk about going for a beer. In all, the first half chooses jokes over believability and suffers for it, but the second half comes into focus plot-wise very well.

I will say some of the acting is pretty wooden, some is okay, but also there are some really great performances, especially from Cheryl Burniston and Aoife Smyth.

This is one of those heroic efforts on a tiny budget, which I am here for. If you go in with that in mind, you'll have the best time.

Boring movie. Better learn from.another movie. Plese guys Please

No pun intended - can you imagine a massacre just with Paintball? Actually that would be quite funny - but there is more here than just Paintball of course. And you can tell. Interstingly enough there are some actors in this you may know from other stuff, like Nicholas Vance of Hellraiser fame.

Not sure if that is enough for you, suspension of disbelief is also important. There is not much of a story. And the movie has quite a few flaws from a logical standpoint .. also you can tell this does not have a big budget. All things considered the effects are ok given that fact of course. So be aware what this is and act accordingly ... watch it or not.

If it was not so bad it was actually funny or I would never have finished watching it. Low budget, poor acting and a storyline which was not believable. The special effects were comical. It gets the worst movie award since Valley of the Sasquatch. It you are bored and need a laugh, watch this movie to realize life is not so bad.