- Herschel Greenbaum: This is what we're reaching for everybody. This is the dream. This is the goal. Perfect jar of pickles.
- Herschel Greenbaum: If one thing true in America, once you say terrible things, you will never be success.
- Ben Greenbaum: That is not true, at all.
- Herschel Greenbaum: Oh, that is great news.
- Scientist: Essentially, the pickle brine preserved him perfectly. It's been 100 years but he hasn't aged a day.
- Reporter: That's impossible.
- Second Reporter: You don't honesty expect us to buy that, do you?
- Third Reporter: What's the science behind it?
- Scientist: Please, let me explain.
- Herschel Greenbaum: [voiceover] The scientist explains. His logic is good. It satisfies everyone.
- Reporter: Oh, yes.
- Second Reporter: Makes sense.
- Second Reporter: Absolutely.
- Third Reporter: Very clear.
- [last lines]
- Herschel Greenbaum: We pray now.
- [Ben nods. Hershel looks at him, quizzically]
- Herschel Greenbaum: You don't mind?
- Ben Greenbaum: I don't mind.