- [Vampiper]
- [to Coach Cregg and Fangkini, about Henry, Jasper, and Schwoz]
- Piper Hart: End them. Or invite them to the party.
- [to Vampiper]
- Frankini: Slay. The house. Down. You are a whole vibe. It's giving evil vampire realness. It's giving undead majestic queen. It's giving hot girl vamp power! Honey, you can drink my blood anytime.
- [after discovering the truth about the RAD]
- Piper Hart: Am I the only one having an existential crisis right now?
- [Captain 'Stache]
- [to everyone in Shimmers]
- Jasper Dunlop: If you wanna get this party started, you simply mus-tache.
- [Repeated line]
- [Vampiper hisses]
- [Repeated line]
- [Vampiper growls]
- [Piper gasps]
- [Jasper explains both Blackout and Dystopia to both Piper and Schwoz]
- Jasper Dunlop: Dystopia runs on nuclear power, so it buys fuel rods from other countries, and that delivery truck's gonna go right past us. Blackout's plan? Destroy the plutonium fuel rods.
- Schwoz: Why does it want to destroy the fuel rods?
- Jasper Dunlop: No fuel, no power. No power, no lights. Only...
- Schwoz: Blackout!
- [Jasper nods]
- [Repeated line]
- [Vampiper smiles]
- [Henry, Jasper, Missy, and Schwoz are all in the animation story. Henry, Jasper, and Missy are all riding Unicow Schwoz]
- Henry Hart: Missy, hit the button.
- Jasper Dunlop: Are we riding a cow?
- Missy Martin: It's a unicow.
- Jasper Dunlop: Ah. That makes more sense.
- Henry Hart: It really doesn't. Now, please hit the button.
- [Missy presses the RAD button]
- [to Captain 'Stache Jasper]
- Schwoz: You wanna go for round two, bud, this time without your sidekick?
- [Henry arrives to help Jasper fight and defeat Blackout]
- Piper Hart: Is that...
- Schwoz: I think it is.