Hooligan Escape The Russian Job

I'm usually not interested in this kind of movie. I watched it because there are two actors in the cast that I know, we were together in two short films. The film is produced by a company named Picture Perfect, but it is far from what can be called perfect. In fact, it's exactly the opposite, everything is very bad, a waste of time for everyone.

This movie could have been better than a late night banana split!!

But unfortunately...

Them actors were just way too goddam good at being consistently s**t.

Not one reviewer pointed out incoherent audio ? Camera angles , lighting , characterization , continuity all failed miserably. , Apparently the so called technicians if they ever attended film school did not grasp the simplest fundamentals of narrative , let alone story telling ? Avoid and discard .





BOOKMAN

You do have to read the screen with the subtitles. I am not going to say the acting would win an Oscar and the camera work left a little to be desired . But I didn't turn it off . When you watch a movie like this you instantly think why didn't they just get rid of the bad guy when they had a chance . I get someone down I am not running just to wait for them to get me later .

Well, it wasn't great. It stars Charlie Wernham from Bad Education. He was crap in that, and yes, he's crap in this.

Thankfully, there are other actors that you can try and get into, but you don't know much about any of them. Just one that was in the SAS apparently, but bragging to your mates, I thought it was a secret. Still, probably why I'm not in the army.

Anyway, back to the film. Apprently, there was a football match in 2016 and 2018, but we see none of that. A shop, a cell, and a warehouse. Not big on production.

There's a woman that speaks Russian, and she's a copper, but even though none of the russians speak english, and she translates, I was scratching my head wondering why she didn't say she was a copper. Just said it word for word. Adds to tension I guess.

Do I recommend this? Not really. If you like the typical bit of fighting, have a go. But if you like a plot...er....well, there isn't one really.