- Zazzalil: You know, Jemilla says she's all about discovery, but she won't even try my ideas. Instead she's got us figuring out all this useless shit. It's like, I don't care where the sun goes at night, he's an asshole!
- Molag: The world was not made with us in mind. And we aren't preferred by any duck. Honestly if I think about it, the ducks probably hate us most of all. Because we keep capturing them. I mean, surely you've noticed the holy duck changes color every week or two. It's not magic, it's just the damn things keep dying or flying off on me. And I gotta go wrangle up another one, it's a whole thing.
- Ducker: Humor was a gift from the duck. Everything *he* said was funny. His voice sounded like farts!
- Tiblyn: You know, maybe, maybe the joke was never funny. I mean maybe we were just told it was funny. And maybe Schwoopsie's just been holding this joke up over her head for like 27 years because no one thought to tell her the truth.
- Smelly-Balls: Yeah, I mean it's like do my balls even smell?
- Ensemble: Yes!
- Zazzalil: Okay, first of all, no one is forcing anyone to drink water, okay? And um, I mean second of all, fuck bees, I mean they can all die, am I right?
- Zazzalil: No, no, fuck future generations, I can't spend one more night in a wet cave in a stank-ass pile of stinky-ass people.
- Molag: Yes. With the power of our minds, we humans were making all sorts of new discoveries. For example: Babies. Mm, babies. They are delicious! But you can't eat them, or else there won't be any new people.
- Zazzalil: Oh, Keeri, these aren't nuts. These are just clumps of dirt.
- Keeri: Bullshit.
- Zazzalil: Yeah, and oh - this is a live living beetle.
- Keeri: [laughs] I just thought this was a little nut trying to crawl away from me. He is cute though.
- [Kisses the beetle and puts it in her hair]
- Keeri: I'm your mommy now.
- Emberly: It's a turkey! Wait, it's not really a turkey, it just looks like a turkey. How did you do this? Did you smash a tiny turkey with this rock?
- Zazzalil, Jemilla, Keeri, Emberly, Grunt, Schwoopsie, Ducker, Tiblyn, Smelly-Balls, Chorn: We got a lot to do to make it work / We got a lot to do to work it out!
- [Last lines]
- Zazzalil: [Scolding] Emberly! Come on, you're just taking a shit on the ground? This is a terrible idea!
- Schwoopsie: Please, please, please, I wanna see where she's going with this.
- Ensemble: Light that flame get that / Light that flame get that / Light that flame get that / Light that flame get that power / That power / That power / That power
- [First lines]