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5* for the narrator guy, he's so mean but so funny, made laugh out loud quite a few times and Tom, the receptionist. He definitely grew on me and now I love his style. It's so funny when these "celebs" don't understand the words he's saying. You can see the confusion on their face.

Otherwise it's the sooooo bad, but I can't stop watching. And a lot of facepalm- in what world these people live in??

2021: they have really stolen a march on Love Island with the 'Mansion' series, and provided some much-needed lockdown entertainment. This is what I thought LI should have done right away - form their own 'bubble' - and I can't understand why they didn't. Instead ITV is stuck with Cabins, which really shows generation Z at their worst (if I've got the right generation there, it gets a bit confusing).

Original review: CGD was outed last night (though it might seem a strange word for a show that is already as 'out' as it gets) - two men were on a date, and the supposed celeb (a club rep from Bolton lucky enough to have been picked up by the cameras) was very excited to hear that his date, a self-styled singer and rapper who actually makes his living working at the Co-op, was planning a music video: 'this could tek me t' the next level!' The celeb is hoping that his date, who is obviously only there for the (oo-er!) exposure and gambling that getting a Z-list celeb in his video will make his name, can make *him* famous! Who's ligging who?

In short, far from being about finding The One (something for which most of them seem totally unprepared and unequipped), like most 'Celebrity' this or that this is really a show in which minor reality TV bods hope for a slingshot effect that will make them genuinely famous - too dopey to realise that they're being laughed at not with, and that such low-rent, exhibitionist fare only confirms them in their League Two status. For that matter, beyond fame they don't have an idea of any sort in their heads. I'm not talking quantum mechanics; from thinking you have to get to Wales by sea to not knowing what a Balti is, you name it, they know nothing whatsoever about it.

All of which is entertaining enough, and the new hosts (sorry, dating agents) have slotted in fine (certainly the new woman is less annoying than Duchess Nadia). I've particularly enjoyed watching the progress of Chelsee Healy (sp?), last seen in the mainstream on Come Dancing With Me nearly 10 years ago. Like most of them she has very clear and totally unrealistic ideas about what she wants in a partner, vastly overrating the power of her fame to compensate for what is otherwise an almost total lack of anything to offer. For the first few shows her distaste at not being offered a hot billionaire was written all over her face. Someone obviously sat her or her management down, though, and told her she was going to do herself more harm than good. Result? The constant RBF has been replaced by wreaths of smiles. Aww!!

They do need to do something, though, about Tom the receptionist. His excruciating camp innuendoes and constant attempts to impress by using long words which he doesn't really understand himself are really irritating. I'm free!!

So, we have had Married at First Site, Naked Attraction and so many more.

This is the most desperate dating show yet, with z list celebrities dating normal people who they have no interest in and live in the real world.

Never shown more so than in the current series, with Lauren Goodman brazenly wearing a necklace all through - Kyle Walker, the only reason she is on the show _ because she slept with him!

The experts, with an appalling track record should be sacked, I could do better with a pin and a copy of Hello! Not only are they destroying lives and leading people up the garden path, they are destroying their professional status, who should pay for their advice after seeing the results?

So I was surfing Netflix looking for something entertaining to watch and I stumble across this - thought I'd give it a go. I have to say I've not laughed so much- Mr Beckett so total legend - he makes the show.

Honestly I started watching from s2 and couldn't stop. From Jorgie's smile (celeb crush) to Bear being a n*b, funny as!

Beckett though is just savage - he does narrate brilliantly and just says what we are thinking!

Quality - honestly give it a watch, it's worth a watch.

Even the live ones like DiCaprio, Hanks, Blanchett, DeNiro and Streep. There is not one celebrity on the show. These are TV personalities by virtue of, you guessed it, reality TV! We should call them Reality TV stars. It is blasphemous to the craft and work put in by actors if you dont use the phrase "Reality TV" when you mention them. It is unreal the destruction reality TV has done to our minds, our viewing options, the writers guild, and the way we categorize a celebrity. I will always believe a celebrity is a popular iconic film personality. Then there are TV stars whose careers are TV based but are true actors and are celebrated for their popularity. Then you have this mess! And it is messy. All of it! I unfortunately saw this in my Snapchat discovery. I watched one episode, before hiding it from my Snapchat discovery, and it reminded me of the problems the under 40s face today. Too much self! Avoid!

The show is funny and fun to watch, but honestly I've never seen so many duck lipped, fake, vapid women in my life. The Kardashians are rocket scientists compared to these blow up plastic dolls.

I'm not familiar with any of them or their shows, but from what I can tell they are not celebrities at all but rather arrogant and uninteresting really common blokes and bimbos. Someone explain vapid to them. And the guys are just as lame. I Don't know why anyone would possibly want to date any of them. I DO love the cast of regulars especially the wonderful receptionist and the narrator. They're brilliant!!

Once you get past the fact that most really aren't what I'd traditionally call a celebrity and just enjoy the show for what it is, you'll find it highly enjoyable.

Rob Beckett provides a hilarious narration as you discover just how big some peoples ego's can be!

Seeing them get brought down a peg or too, as well as the advice they are given and the wonderful Tom make this a fun, light hearted and easy watching programme that's there to be enjoyed.

I really like this show it's so enjoyable, the voiceover guy is hilarious. However - I watch it on catchup, and I find myself constantly skipping to watch the celebs that are most entertaining. However - there are too many adverts, so that becomes exhausting :') As a suggestion, maybe they should have 'double-dates' & mixers more often, to compensate for the less entertaining characters.