Intermate

...like to declare that the latest Hollywood blockbuster "popcorn movie" with actual professional actors is the worst movie they ever saw.

They really need a point of comparison for their criticism.

The wooden acting, incoherent plot, and cheesy special effects in Flashout don't even reach the B-Movie bar.

After the 1st 15 minutes I just hunkered down thinking "how much worse can this get?" This challenge was one they were able to meet and exceed.

If you like watching train wrecks or just need to calibrate your criticism scale, you need to watch this film.

Flashout is a cute indie production that deftly mixes faux quantum physics, multiverse theory and a multi-orgasmic romp into a package that manages to deliver a number of laughs without seeming excessively contrived or tedious.

This is not an A-lister, big budget film, and those who participated in its creation clearly had that firmly in mind as they crafted this silly sci-fi adventure. This film does not try to be anything other than what it is, and by keeping in its lane, it managed to hold my attention and provide a reasonable amount of (mindless) entertainment.

At times, the dialogue and plot were nonsensical, both intentionally and unintentionally, and likewise, at times the acting was thin on skill - but the film held itself together well enough to be watchable until the end. There were moments of high-camp greatness where the film seemed to be a distant offspring of silly classics like 'Dude where's my car" and "Barbarella", but alas this was not sustained consistently - if Flashout had managed that feat, I would have scored it a solid 6.

Not one to put high on your "must watch" list, but leave it somewhere on there for a grey, rainy day.

I had to turn it off in the middle. It was poorly made and inappropriate. After it dropped the F-bomb and J**** I couldn't watch anymore. I should have stopped watching after it appeared they were having an orgasm while playing video games. Don't watch!

Watch it for 5 minutes or 90,you'll end up saying "I wasted xx minutes of my life" acting,visiual effects...both beyond amateur level seen secondary school kids who act better.

This might not be the absolute worst movie of 2019, but it is definitely the worst movie I have seen all year. The script and direction stand out as exceptionally bad and the few things that could have been saved in editing, were not. Each scene felt like it was a poorly planned sketch where each cast member had to write their own lines two minutes before they went on stage and nobody had a chance to rehearse together. I get the feeling that the director was absent during much of the shooting or he clearly had no vision for a coherent movie. Some of the acting is quite bad, but most is decent for a B-movie. With proper direction, at least the leading casts performance, could have been considered good for a B-movie or at times even passable for an A-movie. The quality of the camerawork varies greatly throughout the movie, but overall is not disappointingly bad at any time. Considering one star is the lowest rating possible and worse movies exist, I will give this movie two stars.