Anything more than a 1/10 is lying
An hour into this movie and I still don't feel like it's progressed. Just a crappy video camera filming a family on their first day moving into a new house. Splice in some very strange mockumentary-esque interviews that pretty much say the same thing over and over. They keep say watch the video, what they mean to say is watch the end of the video. I watched this family grill burgers, walk around the house, bitch at one another, and take a walk outside. Waste of time, do not watch. Apparently I need to write ten lines so IMDb will post this. So I will continue to write just so no one unwittingly watches this turd. This is my first IMDb review and I had to write it because this movie was so bad. Also, if I knew someone had filmed my SO and I smoking weed outside, I would check said camera, erase the footage, and most likely turn off the camera/stop filming. Not walk with it filming the whole time, turn it over to my dad, (who's house I'm still living in because I'm 18), and then start an argument. If my daughter were anything like the daughter in this movie, she'd be getting her ass kicked on a daily basis just for the way she speaks to me. I'm not her dad and I wanted to beat her ass, ground her, and do anything within my power to raise a better child. This mom/dad duo suck as parents, as spouses, and as normal human beings. Hopefully I'm at ten lines now. Also, why do they not lock any doors? The dad even tells them to lock the doors, and they suspect someone has broken into their house, but, hey, maybe they won't know how to turn a doorknob. Too many issues with this turd of a movie. DO NOT WATCH
- darkwater129
- 12. Sept. 2016