- Trunks: This would be my first real battle. And I'd never seen anyone fight so fiercely! Gohan had always told his stories about the fights in the past... but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
- [Puar, Oolong and Master Roshi are hiding in a submarine near Kame House]
- Oolong: Alright, they haven't been back in two days.
- Master Roshi: I can't believe they took my house...
- Oolong: I'm going in for a food run. All that's left is the spam and the pork rinds.
- Puar: We both knew this day would come, Oolong!
- Oolong: I have long since made peace with this. I'm just glad we're still alive.
- Master Roshi: All thanks to my submarine: the U.S.S. M'Dick! Speaking of which...
- Oolong: Oh, no...
- Master Roshi: I'd been meanin' to ask...
- Oolong: Knew it! I friggin' knew it!
- Master Roshi: How does it feel riding m'dick?
- Oolong: Seventeen years! Seventeen years you've been holding on to that one!
- Master Roshi: You don't know the patience I have. Didn't answer my question either.
- Oolong: It's tight and damp.
- [Master Roshi cackles]
- Puar: We're gonna die in here...
- Trunks: [Narrating] A hero appeared! The hero of my time, Gohan! And face-to-face with him, all I could say was...
- [Young Trunks blubbers incoherently]
- Trunks: You know, speaking of dads, Mom never talks about mine. You knew him, right? What was he like?
- [Gohan smiles and looks up in the sky. Cut to Vegeta pounding on child Gohan]
- Vegeta: So what? You think having a dad as a Super Saiyan makes you better than me?
- Young Gohan: No!
- Vegeta: WRONG ANSWER!