- Christopher Robin: I wonder which way.
- Winnie The Pooh: I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.
- Christopher Robin: Do you?
- Winnie The Pooh: That's the way I do it.
- [from trailer]
- Christopher Robin: I've cracked.
- Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.
- Christopher Robin: I'm not the person I used to be.
- Winnie The Pooh: You saved us. You're a hero.
- Christopher Robin: I'm not a hero, Pooh. The fact is, I'm lost.
- Winnie The Pooh: But I found you.
- Evelyn Robin: Is that donkey talking?
- Christopher Robin: Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.
- Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn My Wife.
- Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin what day is it?
- Christopher Robin: It's today.
- Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.
- Christopher Robin: Mine too Pooh. Mine too.
- Winnie The Pooh: Yesterday when it was Tomorrow was too a day for me.
- Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
- Christopher Robin: No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.
- Winnie The Pooh: But it's not stress. It's Pooh.
- Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Piglet.
- Piglet: Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.
- Tigger: Speed! Danger! Recklessness!
- Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
- Winnie The Pooh: Well that's one way to play it.
- Eeyore: [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly] Just my luck. A Heffalump, leering at his lunch.
- Christopher Robin: [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump!
- Eeyore: Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.
- Christopher Robin: Oh no, not the waterfall!
- [rushing off the bridge, then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim]
- Christopher Robin: Swim!
- Eeyore: Not that anyone will notice.
- Christopher Robin: [continuing to motion to Eeyore] Swim, swim, swim!
- Eeyore: [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating] Just have to go with the - ow - flow.
- Christopher Robin: Don't worry.
- [continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]
- Eeyore: I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.
- Christopher Robin: [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off] You mustn't give up, Eeyore; I'll save you!
- Eeyore: We'll see.
- Christopher Robin: [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water] Oh. Yes, of course I've grown up, haven't I?
- [looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]
- Christopher Robin: Oh, Eeyore!
- Eeyore: [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with him] Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.
- Christopher Robin: [as he plops Eeyore down] Hello, Eeyore!
- Eeyore: Hello, Heffalump.
- Christopher Robin: I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?
- Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.
- Tigger: I'm Tigger! T-I-Double Guh-Er!
- Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
- Tigger: Oh, I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Eeyore: Please, not the song...
- Tigger: [sings] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!
- Eeyore: He does that a *lot*.
- Christopher Robin: I haven't thought about them in years.
- Winnie The Pooh: Well, we think about you every day.
- [from trailer]
- Winnie The Pooh: Your ladder is broken.
- Christopher Robin: That was a shelf.
- Winnie The Pooh: Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.
- Christopher Robin: [from trailer] The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London!
- [kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]
- Christopher Robin: There's no opening!
- Winnie the Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
- Christopher Robin: That's a silly explanation.
- Winnie the Pooh: Why, thank you.
- Christopher Robin: Hello Pooh.
- Winnie The Pooh: Hello Christopher Robin.
- Christopher Robin: I'm sorry Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should never had shouted at you.
- Winnie The Pooh: Well I am a bear of very little brain.
- Christopher Robin: No Pooh. You are I think a bear of very big heart.
- Winnie The Pooh: I would have liked it to go on for a while longer. Perhaps it's our turn to save Christopher.
- [from trailer]
- Christopher Robin: Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.
- Winnie The Pooh: [looking out the train window] House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.
- Christopher Robin: Pooh, what are you doing?
- Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See".
- Christopher Robin: Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly?
- Winnie The Pooh: [whispering] House. Grass. Tree.
- Winnie The Pooh: What should happen if you forget about me?
- Young Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. I wouldn't ever forget about you, Pooh, I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.
- Christopher Robin: There's more to life than balloons and honey!
- Winnie The Pooh: [doubtfully] Are you sure?
- Christopher Robin: If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be...
- Evelyn Robin: Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.
- Winnie The Pooh: [to a passerby] Hello. Are you on an expedition, too?
- [the passerby crashes into a lamppost]
- Winnie The Pooh: Oh, bother.
- Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
- Christopher Robin: No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind.
- [Pooh laughs]
- [Pooh, Tigger and Eeyore get ready to go through the door]
- Piglet: I-I think I'll just s-stay here... Y-you don't really need me anyways.
- Winnie The Pooh: Oh Piglet... but we DO need you...
- Piglet: Y-you do?
- Winnie The Pooh: [takes Piglet's hand] We ALWAYS need you, Piglet.
- Winnie The Pooh: You must be Madeline.
- Madeline Robin: Wait, you're the bear in my father's drawings?
- Winnie The Pooh: Yes! Do you know where he is?
- Madeline Robin: I do!
- Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!
- Christopher Robin: [sits down on a bench] What to do, what to do, what to do?
- Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.
- Christopher Robin: [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh] Pooh?
- Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!
- Christopher Robin: NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.
- Winnie The Pooh: It's not stress, it's Pooh.
- Christopher Robin: Pooh. How are you here?
- Winnie The Pooh: Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here!
- Christopher Robin: The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London!
- Winnie The Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
- Christopher Robin: Well, that's a silly explanation.
- Winnie The Pooh: Why, thank you!
- Evelyn Robin: You won't be coming to the cottage?
- Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.
- Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.
- [from trailer]
- Christopher Robin: What to do, what to do, what to do?
- Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.
- Christopher Robin: Pooh?
- Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!
- Christopher Robin: Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.
- Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn my wife.
- Evelyn Robin: Hello, talking donkey, how are you doing today?
- Eeyore: Don't get me started.
- [Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]
- Christopher Robin: Tigger! Eeyore!
- Piglet: [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]
- Christopher Robin: Piglet!
- Tigger: [muffled] That worked! I don't know how I do it!
- Piglet: [to Evelyn] You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?
- Eeyore: [muffled] My bum hurts.
- Winnie The Pooh: Who is that?
- Christopher Robin: Pooh!
- Winnie The Pooh: But she can't be Pooh. I'm Pooh.
- Christopher Robin: But Pooh, why're you here?
- Winnie The Pooh: Oh yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.
- Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.
- Winnie The Pooh: May I have a travel balloon?
- Christopher Robin: You don't need a balloon.
- Winnie The Pooh: Well, I know I don't need one... but I would like one very, very much, please. Please, please!