Shark Babes

Absolutely horrible. So bad it wasn't even funny. Boring soft core porn. It's neither a legitimate movie nor is it actual poem that's supposed to be a horrible movie. Worst of both worlds. I can't belueve I pay Comcast for this crap. Ugh.

Shark Babes (2015)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

A bunch of beautiful ladies (with big boobs) go to an ocean research center where they are going to help Dr. Quivers track sharks. There's one certain shark however who seems to have a sexual power and a way to take over the minds of the scientists.

SHARK BABES is another sexploitation film from director Jim Wynorski. If you're familiar with the director's work then you'll pretty much know what to expect out of this movie, which originally aired on Showtime and it can still be seen there. If you're looking for some sort of art crap then it's best not to watch this. This is one of those movies that plays at three in the morning and it's actually a lot more entertaining than you might expect.

Wynorski certainly knows how to keep a film like this moving. The worst thing that can happen when watching a movie like this is that you get bored and lose interest. One thing that really helps is that the cast here is so entertaining that you really can't help but have some fun. Aubrey Addams, Bridgette B. and Cindy Lucas are all fun in their roles and I also thought Jack Fate was good as the nutty scientist.

Obviously, the main thing this film has going for it are the simulated sex scenes and the non-stop nudity from the ladies. Again, you should know what to expect. With that said, the most creative thing here is the title song, which has some hilarious lyrics and is rather catchy.

This film is a hysterical sexy romp, (with SHARKS)! That is so ridiculous, fun and silly. It's a rare treat and harkens back to the days of a 1960s drive-in, but in the 21st Century. A real fun time, especially with a group of friends after late-nite shennanigans! Or even alone! You'll thank me for recommending, because it's FUN!