- Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
- Gustav: You do.
- Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
- Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
- Ned Fleming: Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
- Laird Mayhew: Whoa. That is so profound! Did you come up with that?
- Scotty Fleming: These fucking moose balls are in my mouth.
- Laird Mayhew: Oh shit, he's teabagging you, bro!
- Ned Fleming: There's bukkake floating all around me!
- Barb Fleming: What's bukkake?
- Ned Fleming: Oh, Laird told me; it means when you're overwhelmed and you've got too much going on.
- Barb Fleming: Oh, my gosh, I'm like drowing in bukkake at this point.
- Laird Mayhew: [During a Facetime chat] It's been like three fucking days. My balls are so blue right now, like dark blue, uh-oh. Like almost black. No, I'm fucking serious! Here, check it out!