- Noah: Y'all ready for this? I'm 13 now! I want to thank my dad, I want to thank my mom, and I want to thank my bubby! Alright, let's do this -- come on boys. Cash Money Tour!
- Noah: [singing] Welcome my 'mitzvah! Bar to the Tar Tar. Rolling pimp in my Maybach, motherfucking car. Taking rolls in my mouth like my hoes from the South. Where I'm at? I'm from Fresno, fuckers! Where is that? Cali, bitch -- flat! Smell my pit, while I tickle on my dick. Look a little longer, I'm stronger. Ahem, ahem -- I suppress my cough. Because I'm Jewish, and the Jew is no Adolf. 'Cause you can't get freaky when there's all the cocks. Ungh! All y'all motherfuckers can suck my cock. Suck it, suck it -- on my big black cock! Peace!
- Martha: You know, you've been edgy all morning, Shan. I thought those meetings were supposed to mellow you out?
- Shannon: It's called progress, not perfection. And it doesn't change the fact that I still live in this shitbowl.
- Martha: Hey, if you hate Fresno so much, why'd you come back?
- Shannon: Obviously, because I made a series of poor life decisions.
- Shannon: I just don't want to let anyone down anymore. I just don't want to let myself down anymore. And I want this part of my life -- this whole chunk -- to be over. And that's why I'm here, because I need help. I'm fucking tired of fucking. Fuck.
- Kelly: [dismissing her workout class] Thank you. I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays at 8:00 PM, weekends I'm here at noon. The rest of the time I'm studying to become a nun. so don't bother me.
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- Shannon: [narrating] Shannon: They say having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know, whatever you do, she'll be there. Well, that was never our story. Our story is about how sisters can sink each other... really sink each other. b