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[on Thanksgiving] Let's celebrate our victory over those savages by eating dead birds, watching football and pretending to be grateful for things.

It's always human beings who talk about how great humans are. You don't hear birds and muskrats towing that line too much.

Feminism is the idea that we can make both sexes equal by focusing solely on the issues of one of them.

You decide what experts to believe based on your convictions and then decide your convictions based on what the experts tell you to believe.

[In a web video on his height]: "'When did you have your growth spurt.' I don't know I'm 6' 6" maybe a little taller maybe a little shorter, but around 6' 6". I don't know if I had a spurt at any point because I was always very tall but then I got taller and taller."