Giles Coren

In 2019, he wrote a critical article for The Sunday Times about John Cleese. Cleese responded by calling it "an envious little hatchet job" and "a perfect example of all that most trivial, most lazy, most envious and most witless in contemporary British journalism, all delivered in a characteristic tone of unearned superiority".

[describing a kiwi fruit] It's really hairy, like licking a baby with a beard.