Zitate

If you want to find out who somebody really is give them money and power.

Let us not confuse our talent with our paycheck.

The greatest talent I have ever witnessed live with my own two eyes is Dave Weckl.

Except for his opinion on golf, I agree with everything I've heard George Carlin say.

You can't learn anything if your lips are moving.

The two hardest things to do everyday are exercise and not spend money.

The upkeep of my health, happiness, and safety is the sole responsibility of one person and one person alone.

A quiet room with a good book, cup of coffee, and perhaps a cigar might be one of the most priceless things this world.

The strongest one in the room is the one that cares the least.

For me, not working out weighs buying things and going places.

It should ALWAYS be personal.

The hardest thing to receive in life is trust.

Nothing is worth anything until you need it.

Wanting nothing is the same as having everything.

I am obsessed with death. The concept of dying. The idea that life, and everything in it, as far as we know, all leads up to one big nothing at all.

I'd bet my life nobody has ever said "I'm glad I worked so hard" on their death bed.

People have a wonderful opportunity to learn a great deal about themselves when their heart gets broken.

People with children shouldn't complain about traffic, inflation, or any other man-made "problem."

Life is too short to not use things like butter, sugar, and cream.

"Atlas Shrugged" should be read by everyone.

"Natural disaster" is an incorrect label. There is no such thing. It's only a "disaster" because it affects human life. It should be called a "natural occurrence." Now, MAN could be called a "natural disaster." (wink)

Unless someone is diagnosed to be sick or physically handicapped, nobody should still live with their parents past the age of 21.

Unless he is exercising or is in some kind of recreational pool/ocean situation, a grown man should never wear short pants in public. Anywhere. Ever.

A man shouldn't wear (yellow) gold till he's at least about 75. And even then.......

You'll never hear me tell someone what to do. I might make a suggestion on what they COULD do, or give my opinion on what I THINK should happen, but I never tell another person what to do. Our lives are way too short for people to be barking orders at each other.

At a quick glance when judging someone's overall "walking around" intelligence, I base my opinion on their views on gay rights, a woman's right to choose, how much they care about politics and religion, and the amount of interest and energy they put into watching sports.

People that organize gatherings to celebrate their own birthday should be having their last one.

Believe nothing, trust no one, and save your money.

Sometimes the greatest gift you can give someone is the last word.

Zoos are a perfect example of how horrible man is.

If you can't touch every part of your body with your hands, something is "wrong."

I do not believe in or support awards based on opinion.

I am never late.

It doesn't matter WHAT happens, just so as long as things KEEP happening. (And even that doesn't make all that much difference.)

The more something is advertised, the more I see desperation, uncertainty, and a lack of confidence within itself.

If matter is neither created nor destroyed then isn't EVERYTHING "all-natural?"

You don't get to lie to me AND be my friend.

Whether I die 50 seconds from now or 50 years from now my last words are probably gonna be, "I should have eaten more cake."

With almost 8 billion people in the world, how can anyone think, assume, or justify that it's THEIR turn? For anything.

I don't love OR hate anyone I've never met.

If you hunt you better also be living without plumbing and electricity.

I find Las Vegas and Disney World an assault on my sense of taste.

If everyone knew everything everyone has ever said about them nobody would have two friends in the world.

Expensive at a penny if not needed.

I don't care who or what is in the shot, a "selfie" looks like someone doesn't know how to use a camera.

Fathers want their children to be happy, mothers want their daughters to be married.

Everything I need to know about a man I can learn during a round of golf with him.

Honesty and apologies mean nothing after you're caught.

Men should never ice skate, and in fact only rollerblade at gunpoint.

If you have to attack, put down, or deface your opponent in any way, you're either an infant, or not good enough. Which is it?