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Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Why are we giving this man a dinner, when some of the most famous people in history... never got a dinner?

I have whole forests in Israel planted in my name.

I'm a Jew who is doing comedy, not a "Jewish comic".