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In the army they teach you that everything must be smart and in order - cockades, straps and all, otherwise you're not fit to call yourself a person, you're a maggot. For a real man, there's no better place than the army.

A comedy based on the cult film by Roman Kachanov «DMB». The ensign and three soldiers - Bomb, Bayonet and Bullet - lost a box with two warheads, which were being transported to a weapons exhibition for sale to the friendly Indian people. The drunken ensign was sealed in a barrel and the buyers were told that he was an army sage - a guru. So he had to broadcast through a window made in the barrel, turning each saying into a short toast. Pilgrims begin to flock to bow to the ensign. After the Indians, the Germans came to learn the meaning of life, and after them the Swedes... List of episodes that are included in this part: 1) «Kapustis»-72, 2) Nikolya-baba, 3) Indiyskaya zaraza.

The idiot and loser Bomb was sent to get demobilized food. They gave instructions to buy vegetables and fruits, and he took it and bought strange mushrooms from some granny, even though the old woman assured that these were just chopped boletus, collected and carefully dried by St. Petersburg students. Well, they started to cook these strange mushrooms. Well, the senior boss turned to them at the "light". They fed him mushrooms. And then this started.

This film included three episodes - «Shatun», «Transheya» and «Snegurka». This time, young soldiers, whom we know firsthand from previous parts, will have to meet a bear while taking cross-country skiing in the summer, dig a trench to catch birds, and finally take part in saving the general's dock, who fell into a coma at the very peak of intimate pleasure.

Unemployed Alexander wants only one thing - for everyone to leave him alone. But the people around him, and that is: the landlord of the apartment, the ex-wife, the mistress, the school friend, the drunk neighbor and others constantly want something from Alexander.

This film included three episodes - «Mulyazh», «Nostradamus» and «Ledi Godiva». In «Mulyazh», Pulya goes AWOL on a date with a sexy swede. And so that his father-commanders do not discover his absence, the cunning Bullet leaves a dummy in his place, which the ensign soon stumbles upon... In Nostradamus, the Bomba turns out to be clairvoyant after being hit in the head. All his predictions come true, and Bomba temporarily becomes a military guru... until the next blow to the head. In the short story «Ledi Godiva», a naked woman on horseback began to appear at a military unit at night... Pulya, Shtyk and their senior comrades staged a night ambush, and here Shtyk talents came in handy.