A teacher runs an ad in the newspaper to find a wife. Afraid of beautiful ladies, he weds an ugly woman. After a car accident, he meets a doctor who offers to reveal his wife's beauty.
An international gang of thieves, led by Albert the Professor and his seductive assistant Giorgia, use meticulous planning to steal seven tons of gold from the Swiss National Bank in Geneva.
After kidnapping the daughter of a local dictator, a revolutionary and his two lieutenants lead her through hostile territory in the hopes of exchanging her for their imprisoned comrades.
