Honey attempts to hide the fact that she's taken a job as a waitress in a biker bar. Meanwhile, Skunk and Chucky try to raise money to buy concert tickets, and Lisa Douglas drops in from Hooterville.
Elaine Duff gets sucked into the affairs of new neighbor Honey Neilsen, while teenage son Mike Duff realizes that the Neilsens stepped out of a TV show.
When a slot opens on the TV schedule, the sitcom relocation agency considers putting the Nielsens back on the air, but Mike decides to sabotage their plan.
Elaine searches for a date so she won't have to attend a banquet alone. Meanwhile, Babs sets Mike up with a girl but becomes jealous when he fawns over her.
Mike makes a date for the dance but then agrees to take Babs when her date winds up hospitalized. Meanwhile, Honey teaches Elaine how to cook for a bake-off; plus Dobie Gillis stops by.
Honey feels like she's being taken advantage of, so she takes a motivational course helmed by Georgette Baxter. Meanwhile, Mike gets the short end of the stick when he swaps homework assignments with Babs; and Chucky goes to the job fair.
Lloyd forced Honey to choose between him and Elaine, which forces a wedge between Mike and Babs and prompts a visit from Alice Kramden and Trixie Norton.
In an effort to fit in, Chucky helps Skunk pull off a robbery. Meanwhile, Babs skips out on a school project, leaving Mike to care for their egg baby alone; plus Eddie Haskell stops by.
Babs learns she may have to "go all the way" with her boyfriend, though she doesn't comprehend what it means. Meanwhile, Honey mistakes condoms for mints and hands them out to Chucky's scout troop.
