Once I was at the Café de los Locos in Toledo. Bad writers were in the habit of coming to that café in quest of characters, and I came now and then among them.
And so he did, this Spanish expatriate, writing in English, in New York, because he felt Spaniards wouldn't get it. Finished in 1928, it was eight years finding a publisher. And when it did, Felipe Alfau gave up writing and worked in a bank.
The book . . . Well, there's certainly an audience among my cherished goodreads friends. Appearing to be a collection of stories, the characters within nevertheless appear and reappear, in somewhat different forms and identities. The author speaks to the reader. He explains himself, apologizes (faintly). A character is playing the Rondeau Capriccioso of Mendelssohn, but we are told in a footnote that the character could not conceivably have played such a piece, performing an 'inadequate popular dance' instead. But the author had his way. Stuff like that.
Alfau demands comparisons, at least every reviewer seems to feel the need: 'he's like' Borges, Barthelme and Barth; Nabokov, Calvino, Eco. Falling into the category of 'every reviewer', and thus feeling the urge, I'd vote for derivative of Sterne and presaging O'Brien.
As I said, characters appear and reappear. Lunarito can be a child, a prostitute, a nun. Pepe and Gaston, Carmen and Mignon: what a family. There is the suggestion of incest, and sex with a 12 year-old maid. But the author said he could not control his characters, or not completely.
A very old-looking woman in an apron comes into a kitchen. She keeps repeating, "...if poor Gil should lift his head." Like a parrot saying nothing else. Thereafter, she is called 'the old insane woman', but I'm not so sure. Gil shows up. And again.
So people are named, and re-configured. Yet I noticed - as if only I was supposed to notice - that there was an un-named character who appeared only once or twice. The fourth man at a table, if you will, where the other three are named. Even described once, an older man with rounded glasses. He never participates. He would seem unnecessary.
But please don't call me that.