Erm...
What was I thinking?
I'm in a situation. Predicament, more like. You see, right now I'm reading The Tyrant's Tomb by Rick Riordan and I'm absolutely loving it so far. I own the book, it's brand-new, and even signed by the author. Basically it's the pride and joy of my current reading life.
BUT, because of its bookish glory, I am terrified to take it anwhere since something might happen to it. You know, a page might get bent, or it might rain, or somebody might get their awful oily fingers all over the cover. So early this morning, I thought, why don't I just take an older book with me to read? It had to have been 6:30 am, so pretty dark in my room, and I saw this book on my shelf and randomly grabbed it. I had gotten it from a garage sale a few months back (yes, a garage sale, don't judge) for...what, 10 cents? I thought it wouldn't hurt to have a book with me throughout my day.
In fact, I did get many chances to read today, so read this book I did. I'll admit, it starts off like a generic Scholastic middle grade book, but it wasn't that bad. It was easy to read and simplistic. You gotta girl who can see ghosts, so that was kinda cool.
But by page 45 or so you already have a snarky remark with foul language. To anyone who is actually reading this, you're probably thinking, they're just words, and who hasn't heard them before? But to me, this book LOOKS middle grade and is PUBLISHED by a MIDDLE GRADE PUBLISHER, so that kind of content should not be in there.
I pushed on, trying to ignore it, but the writing just flopped. Where exactly was the story going? Basically all it was was a goth girl complaining about school in Florida. As a native, it was becoming a waste of my time. *major eye rolling* The part we actually want to see is really predictable, too.
Another thing I don't understand, scrolling through the reviews, is how many 3 and 4 stars this book got. I mean, yeah, everyone has different opinions, but it's hard for me to see how some people actually enjoyed this book. I can tell you right now, I'm DNFing this. WARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT RECOMMENDED.
I understand now why the people at that garage sale were trying to get rid of this book.