46 Wildly Concerning Photos That Sum Up Living In America Right Now
Yep, it's as bad as it seems.
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Yep, it's as bad as it seems.
'Cause we all need a little laughter nowadays.
"It's mediocre white girl mumblecore that had she not been a nepo baby, wouldn't have made it that far."
"When I heard a classmate's mom tell my parents about how much she adored me and how much I lit the room up with my personality, and she said that she was glad I was friends with her daughter. I never heard anyone in my family speak with that level of positivity and depth about anyone."
"The vagina tells a story. We don't talk about it, but more advanced guys like me can tell the exact number and even how big the last four partners were down to a quarter of an inch."
BRB, gotta go drink my brain octane oil, do my Buddhist chants, then quote philosophy at my Twitter followers.
"My first booking was a man in his early thirties, and it turned out he was high on coke."
"I was shaving a patient's abdomen to prep them for a C-section (back when we used to do that), and the patient wanted me to touch up her bikini line, too."
For every Drew Barrymore, there's a Chet Hanks.
Please do not serve yourself some wedding cake BEFORE it is cut. I can't believe I have to say this.
I swear, the summer brings out the WORST type of entitled people.
For every Drew Barrymore, there's a Chet Hanks.
"I don't even know what cisgender is!! But I'm pretty sure it shouldn't bring a child into this world."
Oreos ain't what they used to be.
"Hit it off and hooked up with this guy last week and saw he posted a photo today ENGAGED."
"Don't Get Shot: The Flu, at CVS."
"It's mediocre white girl mumblecore that had she not been a nepo baby, wouldn't have made it that far."
"When you call men trash, useless, pigs, etc, the only ones that hear it are the ones that are trying to do better by everyone. The trashy men do not care because what they are doing works for them."
"When his best friend tells you you're too good for him, run."
Including a house where they had to cut a hole in the ceiling so men could stand while peeing.