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Irrational Numbers Paperback – 22 Feb. 2011

3.9 out of 5 stars 15 ratings

The death of a pet fish signals an ominous threat of wordwide tragedy... Delta Company "plays" out a war light years away... A running back for the Cleveland Browns gives his all to relive a night from his past... In IRRATIONAL NUMBERS, as with much of his work, author George Alec Effinger straddles the line between allegorical fantasy and science fiction. It's a vein Effinger mines for a deep, meaningful understanding of human nature. Challenging and disquieting in the way only the best fiction can be, this collection of eight magnificent pieces of fiction will have readers clamoring for more. George Alec Effinger was a true master of satirical Science Fiction. Before his death in 2002, he gained the highest esteem amongst his peers for his pitch-perfect stylistic mimicry and his great insight into the human condition. Despite a life filled with chronic illness, Effinger was a prolific novelist and short story writer, earning multiple Nebula and Hugo Award nominations.
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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ e-reads.com
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ 22 Feb. 2011
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 192 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0759224544
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0759224544
  • Item weight ‏ : ‎ 249 g
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14 x 1.12 x 21.6 cm
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  • Mithridates VI of Pontus
    5.0 out of 5 stars Effinger at his best
    Reviewed in the United States on 26 January 2016
    Format: HardcoverVerified Purchase
    George Alec Effinger’s short fiction holds great allure—he tackles a vast variety of subjects and themes: trauma, commercialization, sports, and biological apocalypse are paired with the daily experience, the mundane. Interested in SF about a man obsessed with his fish tank confronting his disintegrating relationship and the end of the world? A regimented cult, or psychological experiment (?), organized around Mithraic ritual and the memorization of arms manuals? If so, Effinger is your man. Erudite. Compelling.

    Recommended for all fans of New Wave SF.

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    “Lydectes: On the Nature of Sport” (1975), novelette, 4/5 (Good): An unnerving story with two narratives in parallel: The Representative of North America (i.e. dictator) writes a chummy letter to his buddy, and fellow dictator, The Representative of Europe. The letter contains a translation of a manuscript discovered on the planet of Lydectes. The contents of the manuscript tells a Greek-esque story of King Herodes and his friends who discuss the ephemeral nature of fame and entertainment. Their philosophical implications of their discussions play out in the letter exchange between the two dictators.

    “And Us, Too, I Guess” (1973), novella, 4.5/5 (Very Good): The disintegration of the relationship, and all its daily micro-agressions and struggles, parallels the end of the world—a biological apocalypse, i.e. the daily disappearance (and ramifications) of one species at a time due to environmental degradation. What loss registers for us? Dogs? A bacteria that could have a greater cascade effect on other species? When do we start to fear our end is near? A haunting, and uncomfortable, read…

    “25 Crunch Split Right on Two” (1975), novelette, 4/5 (Good): A beautiful and affective story with a slightly unorthodox (at least for SF) plot–a NFL player named Eldon MacDay discovers that the most severe blows of his opponents trigger lucid memories of his wife. Physical pain allows him to relive his past. And of course, it takes a profound toll on his body and mind. Devastating, emotional.

    “Hard Times” (1973), shortstory, 4.5/5 (Very Good): Justin and Bo, two old college buddies, reminisce about their drunken adventures as freshman at Yale. Bo reveals how he killed a young woman while drunk. Justin decides to turn his friend in. The scene fades. Queue another moral dilemma. And another. And another. As the permutations unfold, a doctor whispers through the haze, “you had a difficult test this time. Your mind put up a tough defense” (93). But where does the fantasy end? And, will even an upright purpose eventually step over the line? And the implications of a future world where such torture is perquisite for employment terrifies. Again the syringe drips…. This one hits in the gut i.e. the Rock Hudson writhing in pain à la John Frankenheimer’s Seconds (1966) sort of agony.

    “At the Bran Foundry” (1973), shortstory, 3.5/5 (Good): The oddest and most distant story in the collection… At first glance it feels as if the explanation eludes below the surface of the whimsy and madcap events. “At the Bran Foundry” feels like an advertisement told as adventure tale or some manifestation of industry through the lens of “Bugs Bunny cartoons that were made during the war” (100)—the Key Club heads to the Bran factory. But the Bran factory doesn’t seem to make cereal, or, it does make cereal if cereal “was recently dug out of the rich fields of ore located in the Laurentian highlands of Quebec” (103). A strange concoction…

    “Curtains” (1974), shortstory, 4/5 (Good): War as spectacle. Death as entertainment. Standard tropes in anti-war SF… But, Effinger’s tale rises above rest. Sergeant First Class Steve Weinraub finds himself in charge of the regiment and confronted with a crisis—the magazines describe his men as a “shabby troupe seemingly dedicated to defending our borders in the tritest ways imaginable” (110). So, Weinraub conjures a spectacular plan to put on the best performance possible, a scene right out of the movies.

    “How It Felt” (1974), shortstory, 3.5/5 (Good): In a post-technological world, seemingly immortal post-humans shift bored with their existence modify their personalities and engage in “repetitious sexual gratifications” (128). Vivi, the only one who seems to have emotions, considers her “talent” a form of “panic” (129). She wishes she could cast of her emotions as they interfere with her relations to her lover Moa. Vivi decides to engage in a new “campaign of studied carelessness” (129)… As the immortals engage in acts of sheer aggression and destruction it appears her desire is achieved. Immortality engenders the destruction of emotion.

    “Biting Down Hard on Truth” (1974), novelette, 5/5 (Brilliant): The best of the collection—worth the price of the book. Deserved an award nod in 1975…. Mac, Willie, and Willie’s wife Sam are members of a highly regimented cult with Mithraic undertones and iconographies. The cult leader Jennings has them take endless notes on bombs and armaments, notes that mysteriously disappear from the page. Evenings are spent watching old adventure films à la Slaves of Blood. And their lives seem to parallel the films they watch! As escape from the laws and regulations seems possible sheer panic sets in. Cyclicality elicits a hopeless feeling that its is all a figment, a psychotic extravaganza, an obsession seemingly concrete… Mac proclaims to himself, “It’s a very interesting psychological experiment” as Jennings provides “a rigid life, and now he’s removing the laws that we’ve always used as props. It’s pathetic, when you realize how simple he is. And these poor people! They’re helpless” (158).
  • Cissa
    5.0 out of 5 stars Truly weird!
    Reviewed in the United States on 4 March 2021
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    I have to say that the premises of these stories would not have occurred to me in a million years.

    There was one that I think was prescient about climate change: in it, a species died every day. Often no one knew which one it was- but sometimes it was something like sugar maples. "But we're OK, because we have sugar cane!" -This seems to be the blindered "let them eat cake" attitude that we're seeing right now about climate change, even while the results get ever more devastating.

    I will add that I agree with a previous reviewer that there was way too much football.

    In the end- well, read it. But know that the world on which we depend is interdependent.
  • Mia
    3.0 out of 5 stars Read it for the second story
    Reviewed in the United States on 14 August 2017
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    Interesting collection. Not sure I'd categorize it as satirical science fiction or even science fiction at all, though it's definitely within the realm of speculative fiction. To be honest, while I enjoyed the writing, the stories themselves didn't really grab me all that much, with a notable exception of the second one. That tale of a slow burning apocalypse was absolutely terrific and well worth the price of admission straight down to an utterly emotionally devastating ending. The rest of the stories had a certain conceptual muddleness about them and there was entirely too much football. Entertaining enough, though, and a quick read, but I would only really recommend the second story. Great title too.
  • Michael D. Broido
    2.0 out of 5 stars Irrational collection
    Reviewed in the United States on 5 December 2021
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    Book is an assembly of at best poorly related stories with no connection or development. Characters come and go so quickly I could not develop any empathy for them. I kept hoping for a common thread, but never found one.