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Lazare

@legionofpotatoes / legionofpotatoes.tumblr.com

He/Him, 30s
I make art with my disgusting yet peculiar potato arms

Pinned post for my links!

Where you can find me:

I maintain my portfolio for client relations and it's the best way to contact me for commissions/freelance work. I hang out on twitter to post lukewarm takes and share cool art. Instagram's mostly the same, but in Picture ModeTM. My stories are always full of artists I admire.

Where you can support me:

Not as proactive with kofi as I'd like, but a few generous good eggs have pressured me into keeping it open. My stores are all 3rd parties since I can't afford to securely ship from where I live, and I rotate most of the art in there. If you want something but can't find it here, let me know - provided it's personal work, I will share print files at a moment's notice.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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bohemiandragoness

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

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mr-system-of-a-downer

Dog

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jooshthepunished

Dog

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utah-mountain-drifter

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

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zarabithia

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

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wolfgang-king

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

I had been floating through my apartment these past days suppressing every sense that blared alarms at the gaping hole in the middle of everything. Was pretending she was still snuggled up somewhere out of view. Finally processed it by cleaning up last night. Her toilet, her brushes, her little paw prints on the counter. This shit sucks fellas

I'll self soothe by pointlessly journaling again I guess!

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