Meet the New Ambassador to Greenland
The Bat Light's busted.
On January 15, Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado gave Donald Trump her Novel Peace Prize, awarded to her last year. The plaque in which the medal was encased read, "To President Donald J. Trump, In Gratitude for Your Extraordinary Leadership in Promoting Peace Through Strength, Advancing Diplomacy, and Defending Liberty and Prosperity." Ms. Machado left the White House with a swag bag with Trump's signature in gold. What were the top 10 items in Ms. Machado's swag bag?
10) The Epstein files.
9) A couple of red hats embossed with "Make Venezuela Great Again Or Else."
8) 100 shares for Trump Oil written in Sharpie.
7) A photostat of the cognitive test proving Trump correctly identified his own wife and a walrus.
6) The only gold Trump Phone in existence, with tracking software.
5) 30 year-old bags of peanuts from Trump Airlines.
4) An advance copy of Trump's autobiography, entitled, "I Won 2020 By a Lot".
3) Melania Trump's CD of Christmas songs, including, "Who Gives Fuck About Christmas?", "I Saw Daddy Kissing Karoline Leavitt" and "All I Want For Christmas is Fucking Renegotiated Prenup".
2) Aborted blueprints for the Trump Ballroom, including an underground bunker with jail cells for Ilhan Omar, AOC and Barack Obama.
1) Draft of new Venezuelan constitution that starts out with, "I Won 2020 By a Lot".
And if the utterly worthless wet-legged corporate cunts of the mainstream media had any interest at all in doing its job, I wouldn't be the only one saying this.Shawn Jackson’s kids were taken by first responders to the hospital from the scene. He said he was trying to leave his relative’s house when a flash bang detonated his airbags and tear gas filled his car pic.twitter.com/clGdMl8sYu
— Max Nesterak (@maxnesterak) January 15, 2026
In the span of just over a week, ICE had a) shot an innocent mother in the face and killed her for doing absolutely nothing wrong, b) shot a man in the leg and c) firing tear gas canisters into and flash bang grenades under a car filled with six kids, necessitating a six month-old infant to be given CPR when it stopped breathing.
And now, in the face of resistance, the guy who refused to call out the national guard to quell his own riot, is threatening to use the Insurrection Act, something that hasn't been invoked in 34 years. After the murder of Renee Good, the DoJ completely froze Minnesota law enforcement authorities out of any investigation, including sharing any evidence whatsoever with them. But the federal government is vowing to do its usual opaque internal investigation, thank God.
But what no one seems to be asking is why ICE, an Immigration enforcement body, is supposedly investigating fraud. Sending poorly-trained ICE goons who can barely tie their jackboots into Minneapolis-St. Paul is proof right there that it was never about fraud. It's just a pretext to round up Somalis because Trump loathes Ilhan Omar and Tim Walz.
Minnesota is now afflicted with 3000 ICE agents, 1000 more that he'd originally surged into it. It's no coincidence that ICE agents have been swarming just Democratic-run cities that just happen to have Democratic governors. Now Trump and his enablers are openly floating the idea of arresting these Democratic governors and mayors, without, of course, specifying charges.
And what's going on in Minnesota is the very definition of mission creep. The world has never seen anything this since the earliest days of Nazi Germany when political dissidents were rounded up and thrown into concentration camps in which anyone not loyal to the one party allowed to exist was akin to a threat to national security.
And look what that morphed into by the 1940s.
The clusterfuck in LA was just an abortive dress rehearsal. That was Trump probing to see how much he could get away with. Like the toddler he is, he keeps pushing boundaries, tolerance until. before you know it, he's talking about annexing Greenland and Canada. Hitler didn't stop with Austria. Two years later, he moved on to France then Denmark, Norway, the Netherlands.
It was all part of the plan.
LA. Portland. Those were mere dress rehearsals for a play that never should've been written. Minnesota is Trump showing the rest of the nation how he feels about it. Blue states and cities now.
But it's only a matter of time before he starts moving on to red states.
Renee Macklin Good was not rich. She wasn't an "influencer" with a following of millions. She wasn't a powerful Democratic elected official like Jacob Frey or Tim Walz. She wasn't an "antifa terrorist". She was just a suburban mom who'd just, as with many other moms in Minneapolis that day, dropped her child off at school.BREAKING: Alpha News has obtained cellphone footage showing perspective of federal agent at center of ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis pic.twitter.com/p2wks0zew0
— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) January 9, 2026
This is the unboxing of my newest novel, Ink and Iron, just arrived from the printer in Las Vegas. The formatting, indents and margins are perfect and it's a substantial read at 455 pages. Note my new editor, Midnight, in the foreground. I just rescued her last night and she's eating us out of house and home. She's also a real cuddle bug and is very comfortable with people. Anyway, Ink and Iron is available in paperback for just $12.99 or on Kindle for $4.99.
BREAKING: Trump has been officially stripped of his FIFA Peace Prize. pic.twitter.com/2lMODA5B5n
— Former Republican 🇺🇸 (@Sjacobs2020) January 3, 2026