The JIDF came down like the wolf on the fold
And its trolling was rolling in untruth desouled,
And the stink of their bullshit was like foam on the pee
When uh’s arm makes her mom go Squee Squee Squee!

Like banknotes Bernankied when sheckels are green
That host with their boast in AMOGing were keen;
Like you lose with Cruz ere QE hath blown
To her sorrow the morrow saw Sarah alone.

For a Great Books ac’lyte turned his eye to the breeze
And saw uh at all’s throat or else at their knees
So he sniped the slight bit of the twit’s limp wit
Exposing her posing and her hardened k*k* clit.

And there lay the troll with her sexholes gaped wide
But the pride of the Huwhite she could not gain inside
For our loam’s not on loan to non-Aryan babe bits
So the bitch was compelled to strum her fat slits

And there lay the fattie mouthbreathing and frail
With a baguette on her brow and her breath all stale
And the comments were silent, the likes unclicked,
The pencils were staggered, for this dick’s a chick.

And the minders of Soros are all in the tank
And the ADL bundlers ran under the bank
And the wit of the Gentile, sharp’r than Shebrew nail
Hath unmasked at last the next chateau Shemale!

–but if somebody made it all up, most of the prison guards would be white chicks.

But since this is Baltimore, I’ll assume– well, but maybe I shouldn’t:

“The inmates literally took over ‘the asylum,’” FBI Special Agent in Charge  Stephen E. Vogt said Tuesday after news broke that at least 13 Maryland state  prison guards had all-but-relinquished control of a Baltimore jail to a  dangerous gang.

Those 13 officers — all female — were charged Tuesday in a federal  racketeering indictment, as reported by The Washington Post.

The indictment says that members of the Black Guerilla Family gang had  essentially taken over the prison by “controlling many of the [correctional  officers] and other employees inside [the Baltimore City Detention Center]  and related prison facilities and securing their commitment as associates of the  enterprise in order to obtain sex, drugs and other contraband, to maximize  freedom and privileges of BGF members and associates, and to gather intelligence  in order to thwart contraband interdiction initiatives and other law enforcement  efforts against BGF inmates inside BCDC.”

–What a hell.  Can you imagine?  –And btw: can we be sure this gang actually calls itself the “Black Guerilla”s?  Maybe that’s some sort of White Folks’ spellcheck autocorrection?

The corrections officers became beholden to the inmates, easily smuggling in  contraband “in their underwear, hair, internally, and elsewhere,” according to  the indictment.

Corrections officers also carried on sexual relationships with the inmates,  which “cemented the business ties and the association of the corrections  officers with the enterprise.”

Those encounters sometimes led to pregnancies, with at least four officers  impregnated — one of them twice — by the highest ranking gang member in the  prison, Tavon White. At least two of those officers had White’s first name  tattooed on their bodies.

–Pawned, pr0ned, and pimped out, the Correctional Facilities ladies payed for by your (Maryland) tax dollars.  Anything wrong with putting women to work inside the jailhouse?  Anything?

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